An Interesting Wedding.

A few days ago, I was skimming through an old notebook, to see if it was suitable to use for school, when I espied a little poem. I must've written it years and years ago, when I was extremely bored. It had me laughing for the longest time though. Here 'tis!

The Phosphide Blue-eyed Shanghaied Bride

The bride
she cried
because the groom
hid her broom
then someone who lied
saw her love
with a dove.

He had tried
to hide
but shied
at the sight
of a mite;
so it he fried
hence then it died
and he set it aside
next to the roadside
and went to find his bride.

The bride
she spied
him and she eyed
him then she dried
her tears
which ran down to her ears.

The wedding was then known worldwide
when the bride- she glided-
next to the groom
(who had retrieved her broom)
they then matched stride
side by side
and were both full of pride
and looked dignified-
then they collide....

The bride and groom
decided, for a honeymoon,
to go far and wide
on a joyride.
But instead of a saddle, a sack,
the sat horseback
so the bride was terrified
the she might slip and slide
and he disqualified.

From an unknown source
she found a bit of remorse,
changed her course,
and set aside
her fears
and stopped her tears
because she went cross-eyed.

TIP: Don't mess with other peoples' brooms.